the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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