the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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