So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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