I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Randomize
