I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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