Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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