i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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