I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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