i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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