Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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