so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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