Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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