Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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