wat bout pragnant strippers??
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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