So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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