these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
