Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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