Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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