are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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