it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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