Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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