No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
why is half of my head shaved?
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