who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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