Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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