If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
The air was thick with penises
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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