Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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