yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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