Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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