All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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