Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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