you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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