so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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