The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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