what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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