Well apparently he's into motor boating.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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