He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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