spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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