its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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