he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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