No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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