White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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