Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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