Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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