Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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