I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
