I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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