ya dads aren't the best wingmen
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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