can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
