I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
