Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
PANTIES FOUND
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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