I like to think it a success when the cops are called
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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