I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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