this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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