is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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